Sad,

好可怜哦
but not worth me having baklava pits.

但不值得让我腋下骑出中东味儿
Well, wait.

还没说完呢
After I stopped laughing

我止住笑声后
and the man picked him up and hugged him predator-style,

那男人把他扶起来用恋童癖的方式拥抱他
I saw Tommy's teeth had busted through his cheek.

我看见汤米的牙齿从脸颊冒出来
To put it plainly,

说白了就是
his mouth was on the outside of his face.

他的嘴跑到他的脸外面了
Ew, that's like something out of a horror movie,

感觉就是恐怖电影里的情节
like Bike of the Living Dead or Texas Bike Chain Massacre

比如《自行车活死人》或《德州自行车链杀人狂》
Or--well, that's probably enough.

还有...算了说够了
Every time I see a bike, I think of his little face

之后只要我看见自行车就会想到他的脸