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After I stopped laughing
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and the man picked him up and hugged him predator-style,
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I saw Tommy's teeth had busted through his cheek.
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To put it plainly,
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his mouth was on the outside of his face.
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Ew, that's like something out of a horror movie,
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like Bike of the Living Dead or Texas Bike Chain Massacre
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Or--well, that's probably enough.
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Every time I see a bike, I think of his little face
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and his little teeth chomping out the side of it.
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He had to eat apples like this...
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Max, you are not responsible for that.