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Well, I would have invited the baby's mother,
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but I never met her.
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She was one of Ben's more productive one night stands.
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Okay, three words I never want to hear again,
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"That's so cute."
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Wasn't that cute?
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Best shower ever.
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Yeah, those five hours just flew by.
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There's not enough football in the world