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Never used your name.
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Do you know how much debt your kids are in now?
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$7,500-- I couldn't get 'em to raise the credit limit.
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Plus interest.
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It's the credit card companies you should blame.
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I didn't cause the downfall of the American economy.
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The president said spend.
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I spent.
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Where's my Purple Heart?
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Is that a new flat-screen?
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Smashed the first one when he was on crystal microdot.
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Meanwhile, some guy named Paco