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This guy has a brand-new Apple.
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I've been eating the same apple for a week.
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I blame Steve Jobs.
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These people are more like Steve-I-have-no-jobs.
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All right, that's it.
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Earl, I need to get the wireless router.
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Oh, is that what this is?
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I thought it was a cookie-warmer.
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Attention deadbeat diners.
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You can't just sit here all night and only order coffee.
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This is not a Starbucks.
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And I know that because we don't sell