Are nuns even allowed to be sarcastic?

修女可以这么毒舌的吗
If they are, I have some serious thinking to do about my future.

如果可以那我要认真思考下未来的职业了
This sloppy joe is the most amazing

这个碎牛肉三明治[邋遢乔]是我吃过
terrible thing I've ever eaten.

最好吃的糟糕食物
I love that it's basically pre-chewed,

我超喜欢它是先被人"嚼"碎的
so all you really have to do is swallow.

所以不必费劲嚼直接咽下去就行
So good,

好吃死了
I used to have these every day when I was a kid.

我小时候每天都吃
Well, then I guess your childhood wasn't all that bad.

那你小时候过得也不算太悲催嘛
We couldn't afford the real Manwich mix,

我们买不起真正的碎牛肉堡
so my mom's boyfriend, dirty Carl,

所以我妈的男朋友脏人卡尔
used to bring us leftover meat scraps

就会给我们带回别人吃剩的肉渣