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terrible thing I've ever eaten.
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I love that it's basically pre-chewed,
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so all you really have to do is swallow.
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So good,
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I used to have these every day when I was a kid.
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Well, then I guess your childhood wasn't all that bad.
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We couldn't afford the real Manwich mix,
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so my mom's boyfriend, dirty Carl,
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used to bring us leftover meat scraps
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and then bash 'em together with old ketchup packets
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he'd found in cars at the junkyard.
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Now I understand why you think this is a nice restaurant.