Didn't know they weren't real beans till I was 20.

我到20岁才知道他们是真的豆子
Please stop.

别说了
Is it cold in here?

这里面是不是有点冷啊
Is it hot and cold in here?

这里是不是又冷又热啊
Max, I feel weird.

麦克斯我有种怪怪的感觉
Relax, it's just your lady parts waking up from hibernation.

别紧张是你的"小妹妹"在从冬眠中醒来
Again, small store. Can hear everything.

店小都听得见哟
I am so sorry. Pardon me.

对不起请见谅
Oh, uh, are you okay?

你没事吧
I'm fine.

我没事
Max, I am not fine.

麦克斯我有事
I'm gonna be sloppy Joanne in about two seconds.

再两秒我就要成"邋遢乔安"了