Well, if they did, it'd be a more honest movie, now wouldn't it?

亲了的话这电影就直白很多不是吗
Look, I'm having a blast with Riggs.

我跟里格斯玩的很开心
You know, we surf, we fish.

我们一起冲浪一起钓鱼
I bet she doesn't like to hang out at the beach

她肯定不喜欢在沙滩上
and throw jellyfish at each other.

互扔水母
Did you know the lifeguard told us not to do that anymore?

救生员不让我们那么干了呀
That's what makes it so fun.

所以才好玩嘛
Aww, look at you, all jealous.

你看你浑身醋味
You know, that's the problem with naming my boat "Jealous much?"

谁叫你给我的船起名叫"羡慕嫉妒恨"呢
It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.

这叫自证预言
Ando, I'd hang out with you this week,

安迪这周我也想和你玩
but I know you're afraid of snakes.

可是你怕蛇啊