So, guys,

伙计们
this morning I found some red lint in my belly button.

今天早晨我在肚脐眼里发现了红线头
Now I have not worn a red shirt in, like, forever.

可我从没穿过红衬衫
You can only ting your glass when you have something important to announce.

只有宣布重要事情的时候才能敲杯子
Like...

比如
I'd like to congratulate my wife on selling my house.

我要祝贺我妻子卖掉了我的房子
- Huzzah! - Good job.

-好棒 -干得漂亮
Thanks, babe, but I'm still gonna ting

谢啦宝贝可我想引起关注时
when I want people to pay attention to me.

还是会敲杯子
Change approved!

同意修改
By the way, I promised our new neighbors

顺便说一下我向新邻居保证过
we would hang out with them.

我们会跟他们玩