It's not that bad. I do it all the time.

没那么糟啦我就经常那么干
Which reminds me, we're having a penny can contest at our house Friday.

对了周五的扔硬币罐大赛在我家举行
$500 prize.

五百块的奖金
I want that cash.

我想赢钱
And I need a good partner, so...

需要个好搭档
If I'm your ringer, do we split the cash?

我替你投的话能分红吗
No, I'm using the winnings to buy a screen-used prosthetic.

不能我要用这钱买个虚拟假体
Third boob from "Total Recall." What up?

扮成《全面回忆》里的三奶人酷吧
If only I were 21 again so I could not date you.

真希望重回21岁然后拒绝和你约会
If I was your partner, could I stay late

如果我是你搭档能在你宿舍过夜
and become friends with all of your friends?

并且跟你的朋友做朋友吗
A resounding "No."

果断不行