so is he there?

他在旁边吗
I'm sorry. This is the County Morgue.

你好这里是县停尸房
You need to come down here right away.

我们希望你能马上赶过来
This is can be the best elopement ever.

这绝对是史上最潇洒的私奔了
Looky, looky, looky what I found.

看看我发现了什么
Hey, maybe after the wedding we can find a motel

婚礼结束后我们去找个
with one of those bathtubs shaped like a giant champagne glass.

有香槟酒杯形状大浴缸的汽车旅馆
Honey? We are not bathing

亲爱的我是不会
- in our one and only wedding gift. - All right.

-用唯一的结婚礼物来泡澡的 -好吧
I accept the fact

目测我们要在
that we are most likely getting married at a truck stop

前台放着自动售货机的
with a reception to follow at a vending machine,

路边小饭馆结婚了