来自《废柴联盟 第3季 第5集 第5集》

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  This is NPR.
  夜间新闻报道
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  Aw, man. End of days?
  惨了 世界末日吗
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  Could anything suck harder than this?
  惨不忍睹
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  Hel-lo!
  你...们好
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  Devil here.
  魔鬼给你们请安
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  Just popping by with a little damnation orientation.
  顺路带来地狱游小贴士
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  Here's the sched.
  现在是无线电播送
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  00, you'll be buried neck-deep in scorpions.
  蝎噬之刑 请按00
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  15, lava enemas, followed by pilates.
  熔岩灌肠请按15 接下来是普拉提
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  - Oh. That's good. - I like pilates.
  -还不错 -我喜欢普拉提[健身操]
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  Pilates is a demon that eats your genitals.
  我所谓的普拉提是恶魔噬蛋之刑
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  But first,
  这些稍后