Missing their birthday because I'm in jail

由于入狱而赶不上他们的生日
pretty much makes me the worst father ever.

绝对让我变成了全世界最差的父亲
Even you two can't do anything about that.

就算有你们俩的帮助也无济于事
So, I figured we'd take our minds off of the missed opportunity

我想我们应该做点正事来暂时忘掉
and my half-brother in jail by doing something positive.

失去参赛机会和我半亲哥哥入狱的烦心事
Like recording some background vocals to your song.

比如录一下你的歌曲的背景声
Or we could just record the sound of you getting diabetes.

或者我们可以录下你得糖尿病的过程
There's free bear claws in the lobby.

大厅有免费的熊爪杏仁饼
Michaela, everything you eat is free.

米凯拉你吃的所有东西都是免费的
Silver buys your groceries.

小银负责你的生活开销
She doesn't buy me bear claws.

她没给我买熊爪杏仁饼
She's gonna be so mad when she sees this.

她看到这个肯定会抓狂的