Does the woman have a kissing sensor on you or something, really?

你妈在你身上装了接吻感应器吧
She keeps close surveillance on anything

对于任何可能影响她名声的事
that might affect her reputation.

她都会密切关注
Lovely.

真有爱啊
And Mark's arrest just put her in full damage control mode.

马克入狱让她进入了全面危机公关模式
God forbid that it gets to the press

她可不会允许这事曝光
that her top-selling auction item

让她最畅销的拍卖品
got busted for drugs.

因为毒品毁于一旦
Wait. So, thanks to your mom,

等等这么说多亏了你妈
no one else knows that Mark's in jail?

还没人知道马克被捕了
If, uh, she feels like it's something

如果她觉得这件事
that could hurt her political career,

会成为她政治生涯的阻碍