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he's not coming to the party?
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No, and if it comes up, just give 'em some candy,
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and distract them.
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Well, what if they see through the distractions
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and feel even worse?
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Ah, then the face painter will turn them
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into happy little lizards
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or fairies or whatever the hell they want.
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Why are you being so difficult?
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Because I don't like lies.
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People have been lying to me my entire life.
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My mom pulled the same stuff