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And I have to tell you something
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about novels in the ancient world.
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There were Greek and Latin novels.
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Greek novels usually were about a man and a woman,
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young, rich,
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who see each other and fall madly in love
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and passionately want one another.
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And they might get married,
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or they might not get married,
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but they don't get to consummate their love.
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Instead,
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one of them gets kidnapped