I think the bread story is a cover for what you're really doing.

我觉得面包只是你掩盖真相的借口
And what would that be?

那真相是什么呢
You're brewing your own beer!

你在自己酿啤酒
What?! That's crazy. What?

什么真是搞笑什么
It's crazy. Beer.

真搞笑啤酒
Where would you get that? Who's brewing beer?

你怎么这么说谁在酿啤酒呢
What are... What is... what is this?

什么什么什么玩意
- What? Who is this guy? - Beer.

-什么他是谁啊 -什么啤酒
You know, the only thing worse than an idiot who makes

知道吗唯一比做家酿啤酒
bacteria-infested home brew is a restaurant that serves it.

更蠢的就是卖家酿啤酒的餐馆老板
Well, Hugo, there's no home brew here,

好吧雨果这里真没家酿啤酒
So are we done with the inspection?

检查完了吗