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and my cereal's not stale,
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because my roommate Ron
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remembered to put the top on the stay-fresh tub.
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and the landline rings.
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And it's Stanford, my alma mater.
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I have been chosen to give the commencement speech.
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And in the back of the auditorium,
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in sunglasses so wide they'll break your heart, stands Carla.
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And we stroll toward the quad,
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laughing and talking about her new beau
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who just got smushed by a garbage truck.
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-Hey. Fixed the shredder for Ginny. - Why?