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Tomorrow night.
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Yeah.
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Oh, cabbage.
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You are not what men want.
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As this graph clearly demonstrates,
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we've experienced a steady increase in affection over time.
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Insults are down. Texts are up.
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And last month, one butt dial.
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But this month, eight intentional calls.
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Basically, what I'm trying to say here is:
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will you be my girlfriend?
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Why?