have developed shin splints.

腰酸背痛腿抽筋
You need to change the dynamic of your relationship with Shea ASAP.

你得赶快调整你和雪伊的恋爱状态
How?

怎么调
By taking her on a date

带她去约会
and making her see you as a man, all right?

让她把你当个男人看懂吗
Otherwise you're gonna turn into a whipped, neutered

不然你就又得变成以前
shell of your former self.

那个畏畏缩缩的娘炮
Fire up the Xbox.

打开游戏机
I got 15 minutes until I have to pick up Laurie's eyeglasses

15分钟后我就得去取劳丽的眼镜
and then get her skirt suits from the dry cleaner.

然后再去干洗店把她的西服套裙取回来
What?

咋啦
Why are you guys looking at me like that?

干嘛这样看着我