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Wait until you hear about the part
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where I got punched in the stomach.
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You got punched?
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And kissed. Best night of his life.
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But that could've been the worst.
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You know he has a very sensitive stomach
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because of the lactose allergies
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and his hypersensitive navel, you can't--
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What is going on with your fingertips?
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Why do you have ink on them?
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That's--that is just some rubber stamp work from holiday cards.
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Christmas was months ago.