Lady, you got yourself a deal.

女士咱俩成交
All right.

很好
Although, your skinny dipping definitely trumps my chaperone.

不过你裸泳绝对要比我做不好监护人猛得多
Right! Now you're gonna get a lecture.

那好我就好好教育教育你
One, you are a rubbish chaperone.

首先你是个垃圾监护人
Two, you are very poor judge of character.

其次你看人的眼光实在太差
Three, you are far too tall, sasquatch!

第三你太高了你个大脚野人
Four, you are an idiot.

第四你就是个白痴
Five, slip slip slip on your eyebrows, okay?

第五好好修修你的眉毛行不行
Six, your hair is too big and it's not the humidity!

第六你头发太茂密你不嫌热吗