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Your turn to do laundry.
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- Bye, Liam. - See ya.
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Oh, I get it-- you have the hots for Liam.
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Well, uh, look at him!
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What am I supposed to do?
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Jump his bones six ways to laundry day.
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I can't, okay? Liam and I are friends
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and roommates-- we're finally in a good place,
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and sex would totally ruin that.
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And besides, it's always a huge mistake to sleep with an ex.
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Unless you don't want him to be an ex anymore,
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in which case it's called getting back together.