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Aren't you a little old for college?
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What are you, on the six-year plan, Stephen Hawking?
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It's called grad school. I'm a T.A.
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It's how we met.
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Hey, that's against the rules.
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Dad, during your tenure as a college professor,
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you slept with your T.A.,
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the Dean's wife, and one of your students.
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She was a stripper, too.
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Way to go, Hank. Up high.
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If you must know,
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that was a particularly tough time for me.