I agree that it's infuriating.

我也觉得这太过分了
I don't care if there's a shoulder-mounted,

我不管是不是有肩挂式
rocket-propelled grenade launcher pointed at his face.

火箭推进榴弹发射器抵在他头上
I don't want anyone telling anyone to stay safe.

我不想任何人告诉记者安全第一
Do we have to point out how transparent...

真需要我们指出这种做法
- I will take him off the air... - ...and manipulative that is?

-我要让他下节目 -意图明显操纵过度吗
- ...just long enough to pummel him - creating the illusion

-好让我用雪铲 -制造出一种
- with a snow shovel. - of a cast of characters

-狠狠打他一下 -人人
- The last words he hears - who are in peril,

-那么他在满头淤青 -身处危亡的假象
- before his bruised and bloody - so don't touch that dial...

-血流成河地回到电视台前 -所以别碰调频器
- head goes back on TV... - because suddenly you might,

-听到的最后一句话 -因为你可能会
- ...will be "Stay safe." - you know, blow up.

-就是"保持人身安全" -突然就爆炸了