来自《生活大爆炸 第7季 第19集 第19集》

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  between getting an Xbox One or a PS4.
  是买Xbox One呢 还是买PS4呢
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  Oh, "Pee." Why'd I say that?
  "P"与尿尿同音 说出来更想尿尿了
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  Forgive me for asking a stupid question,
  原谅我要问一个白痴的问题
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  but why are you being stupid?
  但你为什么在耍白痴啊
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  I'm not being stupid.
  我才不是耍白痴
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  I'm employing the work of Dutch researcher, Mirjam Tuk,
  我采用的是荷兰研究员米莉亚·塔克的研究
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  who found that people with full bladders
  她发现人们在憋尿的时候
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  make better decisions.
  能做出更好的决策
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  Why did I pee before I decided to move in here?
  我当初决定搬进来之前 真不应该去尿尿
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  Oh, how'd the audition go?
  试镜怎么样
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  I killed it.
  惊艳四座
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  I was even able to cry real tears right on the spot.
  我甚至在该哭的时刻 真掉了眼泪