来自《生活大爆炸 第7季 第19集 第19集》

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  Okay, well, I did something
  我做了一件事
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  that will either make me look like a lovable goof
  可能会让我看起来像一个可爱的呆瓜
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  or a horrible monster damned to spend eternity in hell.
  或一个该永生被罚下地狱的禽兽
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  I'm sure it's lovable.
  肯定是可爱的呆瓜
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  I'm gonna go with monster. What do you got?
  我觉得会是禽兽 说吧 发生什么了
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  Well, there's this lady in our office who's retiring,
  我们办公室有位女士要退休了
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  and they were passing around one of those big cards
  同事们都把自己的祝语
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  - for us to sign... - Okay.
  -写在一张大卡片里 -我懂
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  But no one told me she was in
  但没人告诉我
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  a horrible car accident over the weekend
  她周末出了严重的车祸
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  and what I was signing was not a retirement card
  我当时签的不是一张退休贺卡
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  but was actually a "get well" card.
  而是一张"慰问"卡