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but I was promised weird, so let's do this.
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How serious were you two?
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Well, to be honest,
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we only went on four dates,
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hugged twice, kissed once,
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and there was a handshake loaded with sexual innuendo.
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Wait, so...
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a girl you never slept with sent you an e-mail
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and you felt so guilty about it that you had to tell me?
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Yeah.
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That's kind of adorable.
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Are you... are you sure?