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I mean, I haven't even talked to him
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about the birds and the bees,
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let alone the bees and the bees.
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I know there is never a perfect time
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to tell your son his two dads aren't gay...
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...but it'll be more harmful the longer you wait.
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Yeah, but it's just, like, h-how do I tell him?
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Um, does Hallmark make a "Sorry, son,
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it turns out I'm straight" Card?
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You've been a fantastic father so far.
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I am confident you will handle this
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with the utmost attention and care.