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I was cleaning out my house,
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and I found some of your old things.
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Oh, look at this stuff.
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Oh, here's a picture from our Caribbean vacation.
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Oh, remember how I got stung by that jellyfish?
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Of course I do-- you made me pee on you to neutralize the pain.
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Seems like you got stung a lot on that vacation.
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Did I?
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Oh, look.
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Wow, my old boom box.
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Oh, and it still has that mix CD I made for us.
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"Now That's What I Call Nasty, Volume 69."