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He's probably still asleep.
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Mom, this is serious.
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Sweetheart, I had the most horrible day yesterday.
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Everything I did was wrong.
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If I could write in the mirror backwards,
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I would scrawl, "I'm sorry" on my forehead with a Sharpie
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just to save time.
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Listen, we'll--we'll go over later to grandma's
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and we'll feed him together, okay?
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I have a soccer tournament in an hour,
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and you're driving the carpool.
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Oh, god. I completely forgot.