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Time to count the tip jar.
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Hand condom.
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I can't believe you.
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Using protection is so five years ago.
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This is Williamsburg.
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There's a good chance even the dollars have herpes.
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Well, if those singles have herpes,
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they should just lie about it till they get married
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like everybody else does.
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Oh, good, you're still open.
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Oh, yes, we are. What can I get you?
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Everything in the register.