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No, wait, she saw her husband on tinder.
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Hey, are wheelchairs sexy?
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I guess it depends on who's in one.
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I say no.
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Hold the presses.
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I just got a new tweet from my gal,
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Kim Kardashian.
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Oh, she just bought her some new boots in Manhattan.
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Kim Kardashian is epic.
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She was on the cover of Vogue. She's on fire.
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So? I've been on fire.
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That's the last time I try witchcraft for the free snacks.