Look!

各位请看
That's right, you mothers!

没错各位小婊砸
I did it!

老子成功了
I made the perfect bread!

我做出了完美的面包
You're a chef who took 19 hours to make one loaf of bread.

你可是一个大厨居然花了19小时做一个面包
Stephen Hawking was more successful at the 100-yard dash.

史蒂芬·霍金跑百米冲刺都比你行
And you-- you are aware

还有你你明知道
that I went all the way into Manhattan,

我一路杀进曼哈顿
cupcake-bombed Kim Kardashian's hotel,

拿小蛋糕轰炸金·卡戴珊住的酒店
and you're still just laying here, right?

而你还赖在床上不愿起来是吗
Didn't you have to pee?

难道你都不用尿尿吗
I held most of it in.

我忍住了大部分