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freshman 15,
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dabbling in lesbianism-- that's for girls--
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encouraging girls to dabble in lesbianism--
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that's for guys--
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Ramen noodles, keggers,
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Having a black roommate that makes you self-conscious
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about singing all your favorite rap songs.
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But neti pots-- it's not a college thing.
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That pot has become a symbol.
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Yeah, you're off learning all kinds of new stuff,
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and I'm afraid I won't be able to keep up.
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I don't want to lose our connection, Trav.