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How come it's never love handles and flop sweat?
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If this girl hurt you so much,
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are you sure you want to see her again?
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Well, if I may...
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he has so little self-respect
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and is so desperate for the smallest crumb of affection,
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she could literally sleep with his own father
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in his own bed and post the video to YouTube,
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and he'd still buy her flowers
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and ask her to be his bride.
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He's right.
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But in my defense, if we could survive that,