and her name is Penny!

叫做佩妮的眼镜蛇玩
Why are you so cruel?

你为什么这么残忍
Do you enjoy my pain?

看着我痛苦你很享受吗
There's a girl at the Cheesecake Factory I can set you up with.

芝士蛋糕工厂有个女生我可以帮你介绍
I love you, Penny!

我爱你佩妮
How is it I can conceptualize a methodology

为什么我能将检测宇宙暗物质的
of examining dark matter in the universe

方法概念化
but can't figure out how to fix a novelty squirt flower?

却想不出办法修好整蛊喷水花呢
I think the real question is,

我想真正的问题在于
why do you waste your time with cheap, childish pranks?

你为什么要将时间浪费在廉价幼稚的恶作剧上
There's probably a deep reason.

可能有深层的原因
Which I'd be happy to discuss with you

我很乐意和你一边吃点罐子里的花生糖