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You ever heard of a brilliant doctor named Doogie Howser?
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It's fake.
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That's tequila.
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That's cheap tequila.
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And he needed a refill.
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So a squirt gun and an old badge--
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clearly he's not a cop.
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Maybe he was impersonating one to prey on vulnerable women.
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Armed with a tequila pistol?
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Actually, I think women were preying on him.
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Tear away pants?
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He's a stripper.