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Maybe I care about you a little.
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- Anyone want a cookie? - Never.
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I'm good.
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Fine.
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I'm a man who's happiest
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when he's got a hand stuck into his waistband. So what?
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I'm not hurting anybody. I can't change.
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- I wanna tell you a story. - I don't wanna hear it.
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- It's about my dad. - Whee!
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When I was a kid, my dad taught me everything he knew --
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how to catch fish with a belt,
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the surefire way to impress any girl, you name it.