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Oh God, you know, I really think I might have appendicitis.
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Oh don't be silly. It's probably just gas.
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I didn't give consent, she did.
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You didn't give her enough chloroform.
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I gave her enough to knock out a horse.
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Was there enough left to knock out an elephant?
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What are you doing?
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Those are my going-out trousers.
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This is the only clean pair I could find.
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And going out where?
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I don't think the Bolshoi is coming to Grachovka.
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You're absolutely right there.