I figured we'd drink a little and then burn everything.

我想咱们可以喝点小酒然后再点把火把这些东西都烧了
It's perfect.

太完美了
Just let me open it now.

让我现在就打开吧
Okay. Ohh. I hope it looks like

好吧我希望这张就像是
that one of you in the blazer.

你穿着宽松运动外套照的那张一样
- That is so sexy. - So when you said, "sexy picture",

-超性感的 -所以你说"性感照片"
you meant normal sexy, not, like, a weird one

指的是正常的性感照片而不是那种我要半裸
where I'm half-naked and have a rose

然后在嘴里叼支玫瑰花的
in my mouth or anything,

那种诡异照片
because that would just be horrifying.

因为那样就太吓人了
Oh, my god. You didn't.

天啊你不是吧
- I have to see that right now. - No, no, no, no, no.

-赶紧拿给我看看 -不要不要不要