来自《打工姐妹花 第1季 第22集 第22集》

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  I'm calling it Mummy and Me. Isn't that clever?
  我称其为"妈咪与我" 很有想法吧
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  And original.
  还很"原创"呢
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  I had a blog since my friend Constance started her blog,
  我朋友康斯坦斯开博客后 我也跟上了
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  we both have blogs and we both have babies.
  我们俩都有博客 都有孩子
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  Only her babies are adopted from Africa.
  不同的是 她的孩子是从非洲领养的
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  She will be winning if I didn't have two
  为了不输给她 我找了
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  from a poor white hellbilly surrogate.
  乡下穷苦白人家的人当代理孕母
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  About your friend Constance,
  关于你朋友康斯坦斯
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  I think I was supposed to do a party for her.
  我好像得帮她办派对...
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  Max, please don't screw this up
  麦克斯 千万别搞砸
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  because I hate her and I need her to love me.
  因为我恨她 同时又需要她爱我
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  Yeah, here is the thing.
  我想说的是