It's valentine's week.

本周有甜蜜的情人节
When the greendale "human being" is the cupid being,

格林德尔的吉祥物"人" 化身为丘比特"人"
delivering your gift to that special someone.

为心爱的人送出礼物吧
But remember, cupid's face is magic marker on nylon,

不过请注意爱神的脸是用记号笔画在丝袜上的杰作
so love is not only blind,

所以爱情不仅是盲目的
but also dizzy and a little belligerent.

也会令人头晕眼花兼无故好斗[丝袜透气性差导致]
I'm chaperoning tomorrow's dance.

明天的舞会我是教师督导
You should come.

你也来吧
Maybe your study buds'll go.

说不定你的学习组成员会去
What's the blonde's name, bitter, butter, "Beetlejuice"?

那个金发的叫什么布苦布甜布鬼[1988年电影]