She's been with me since I bought the twins.

自打我买了双胞胎后她就一直帮我照料
I can't live without her.

没了她我活不下去
You are never coming to another one of my parties.

那以后你别想参加我的任何派对
Max, you're fired.

麦克斯你被解雇了
It's my fault. You lost your babysitting job, and I feel awful.

是我不好让你丢了工作我内疚死了
Hey, I'm the one who call that bitch a "bitch".

是我骂那个贱人"贱"的
And I'm gonna write those awesome films

等我们被驱逐出境时
right up until we got evicted.

我要把这些精彩的瞬间铭记下来
Why can't you just admit that the sex was that good?

何不承认跟我翻云覆雨的爽翻天了呢
You know it, I know it,

你知我知
the ham with the bite marks in the freezer knows it.

冷藏库里有牙印的火腿也知啊
Ok, fine. The sex was that good,

好吧的确是爽翻天