And pot.

当然还有大麻
"Need you here to inject me with warmth."

"需要你给我注入满满的温暖"
Someone's been reading a lot of cheap erotica from the dollar store.

看来某人读了好多一元店的廉价小黄书
Not that you would know where to get cheap erotica.

你还知道在哪儿买廉价小黄书呢
- I'm working here. - Continue.

-能不能别打岔 -您继续
"I have the most amazing Ukrainian diner next door.

"隔壁有家很棒的乌克兰餐馆"
"Can't wait to take you for pierogis."

"我超想带你去吃小酥饼"
Now I like this chick.

我开始喜欢这妞啦
I assume she's going somewhere with this.

她这是搞什么呢
Triangulating.

三角定位
She calls it her Laura GPS.

她所谓的劳拉定位大法
Stately elm trees?

参天的榆树林