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I'm declaring this a hate crime against the gays.
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It's not the gays -- just gays.
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Oh, uh, cross-dressers are not necessarily homosexual, sir.
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And it's way too early to declare this a hate crime.
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Gravely...
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This man was hiding behind a curtain at half-mast,
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pretending to be a woman.
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Everybody hates it when a penis pops out of nowhere,
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and especially a crazed lunatic who he -- she -- he --
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Penises generally go with "He."
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who he could not outrun.
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It's a solid theory.