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for a town that's 50% heterosapien?
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The legitimate auction trail is cold.
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But the rumors say
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it circulated the portland black market this year.
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Black, as in afro-american?
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Black, as in the illegal sales of stolen property.
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The next item up for auction --
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900-count kids/toddler baseball caps, cotton-poly blend.
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Let's begin the bidding at $25.
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If you're gonna stay, be quiet, keep your hands down.
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That silver soda phallus is the most likely
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motive in Jason/Jenna's murder.