Yeah.

对
You look like you dye your hair

你看起来是用
from a bottle of "Soccer mom number 45."

"足球老妈四十五号"染的头发
Well, you were 10 times better-looking 15 years ago.

你十五年前比现在好看十倍
Your toes look like the fingers on a monkey's hand.

你的脚趾看起来像猴子的手指
Oh, really? Are the ladies still lining up

真的吗女人还排队
to see that pearl jam ass tattoo?

看你屁股上的珍珠果酱纹身吗
Around the block.

排的队可长了
Your brother slipped me the tongue at your grandmother's funeral.

你哥在你祖母的葬礼上跟我舌吻来着
I was the one who bet him that you'd go for it.

是我跟他打赌你会接受的
That's a lie -- total lie.

这是谎话绝对是谎话
You would never dare another man to take a run at me -- never.

你绝不会激另一个男的来勾搭我的