来自《恶老板 第0集》

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  I got some fresh batteries in here.
  我放了新的电池进去
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  It was a pretty big investment
  这个是个大调查
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  so I should be the one who does the tape-recording.
  我应该来负责录音
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  - No way. No, I'll do it. - You're gonna do it?
  -不可能 我来 -你想要做这个吗
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  You'll have to duct-tape that to your chest.
  你得用胶带把它粘在胸前
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  I can't tape this to my chest. I have hair on chest.
  我可不要粘在胸前 我有胸毛
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  Just put it in your pocket. Not gonna tape it to his chest.
  放在你口袋里吧 不会粘在胸口的
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  So, what do we do? Wait for him to come home,
  我们该怎么办 等他回家
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  we grab a office chair or something?
  我们找张椅子
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  One of us gets in the chair,
  一个人坐在椅子上
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  spins around and dramatically confronts him.
  转一圈给他来个意外之喜
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  - I'm in the chair. - Nick's in the chair.
  -我要坐椅子 -尼克坐椅子